Unit Los Angeles Jack Bauer the hero of TV's recently cancelled 24.•There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
•When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
•The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
•Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
•If everyone on 24 followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called 12.
4 comments:
I don't. Do you watch LOST?
I love 24, and I'm so sad that this is the last season. This was a great laugh, especially the last one! :o)
He's battling with the Chuck Norris jokes for web supremacy.
Mary, this just cracked me up--thank you!
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