Monday, December 28, 2009

Country Western Music....give 'em credit for originality

80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper
Am I Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart?
At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
Did I Shave My Legs For This? (By Deana Carter)
Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon
Don't Strike A Match To The Book Of Love
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get The Hammer Mama, There's A Head On Papa's Fly
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Hold On To Your Men, 'Cause She's Single Again
How Can I Get Over You If You Won't Get Out From Under Me?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
I Got Through Everything But The Door
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
I Sat Down On A Bear Trap (Just This Morning)
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Want A Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back To See If I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back At Me
I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!


Winter Peck said...

Oh, yes, the good ole Did I shave my Legs for this? Sometimes the reality of my life! LOL!

Pepper Basham said...

LOL...gee whiz, I'm from the state where most of those were probably written. LOL

Btw, Mary -
I introduced your writing to two other readers this week. They LOVED your book. I let them read MOntana Rose, so now they want to go out and buy more. I sent them in search of Petticoat Ranch.

Did I say they LOVED them?

I also recommended Cowboy Christmas, even though Christmas if over. There weren't enough Christmas references in that book to make it just a Christmas book :-)
Oh, and they LOVED your writing.

Just wanted to share :-)

Did I mention that I love your writing too?

Mary Connealy said...

Keep up the good work, Pepper. :)
Sincerely, thank you.

Yes, I believe Cowboy Christmas is good for year round reading. Of course, I might be prejudiced.

Mocha with Linda said...

Those are pretty funny. When I was in college we used to make fun of the C&W songs, mimicking them as "I broke my toe and it HURTS!!"

Mary Connealy said...

I actually wrote a country western song once. Title:
I've Got Bambi on My Hands (An Ode to Buckskin Gloves)

Feel free to steal the title and concept as I don't remember the song anymore would have to start over. :)

Vince said...

Hi Mary:

Here are my two favorite real titles: “Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone” and “Here’s a quarter, tell someone who cares.”