I was just gone a COUPLE OF DAYS!!!
I came home to this.
Let's call it performance art.
Death on the Porch.
Death on the Parch
It hung from my porch, a living lie detector plant.
"Do you keep your plants watered, Ms Connealy?"
The needle goes crazy.
But then I watered it and
At 6 pm I come home to this.
Now why would a plant be so picky, huh?
Is it a plant or is it an inflatable toy?
A water balloon plant, maybe?
Do they have those?
It stand up,