Saturday, September 18, 2010

This must've seemed like a good idea at the time

Friday, September 17, 2010

INDIANAPOLIS BOOKSIGNING

Anyone from Indiana?
The Indianapolis area?
I'll be doing a multi-author booksigning
on Saturday, September 18
from
2:00 to 2:30 pm (very short!)
at the
Indianapolis Hyatt Downtown
in the ACFW Conference Bookstore.
For dozens of your favorite Christian fiction authors--signing at different times throughout the weekend CLICK HERE
Check out the list to find some of the top names in Christian fiction signing through the weekend.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wrangler in Petticoats Giveaway Today

ON
Go there and leave a comment
to get your name in the drawing
for a signed copy of my October release
WRANGLER IN PETTICOATS

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Voice of Wisdom

Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.

--Calvin Coolidge

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I need more

Where EXACTLY is the windmill?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Sometimes you just can't bear to watch

Is this a two part sign? Maybe? Hopefully?

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

This just does NOT ring true

I can't believe we're not allowed in for so lame a reason.
This is AMERICA.
We can go in if we want.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Perks of reaching 50

01. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
02. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
03. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
04. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
05. Things you buy now won't wear out.
06. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
07. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
08. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
09. You sing along with elevator music.
10. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
11. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
12. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
13. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Imagine the complaints

Before they finally broke down and put up a sign.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

This cannot be right

The most colossally bad head and sticker placement OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

Voice of Wisdom

Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business.


--Calvin Coolidge

This cracked me up

"How can the media say we're Islamophobic, when we're all dead from swine flu?”