They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Tight Fittin' Jeans
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Trainwreck Of Emotion
Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother (By Jerry Jeff Walker)
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Why Did You Leave The One You Left Me For?
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? (By Jimmy Buffett On "All The Great Hits")
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
Yard Sale
You Can Lock Me Up In Jail & Throw Away The Key, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breaking Out (By Randy Scruggs)
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Stuck My Heart In An Old Tin Can And Shot It Off A Log
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
You're A Hangnail On My Heart And I'm Gonna Cut You Off
You're A Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
4 comments:
Those are a hoot! The one about the face breaking out cracked me up. And the negligees turning into flannel nightgowns?! LOL I can't believe people actually write this stuff!
Wow, Mary, keep them coming! What a way to clear the buffer in my head.
Here are my three which I actually like:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It wasn’t’ God who made honky-tonk women.
Trashy Women -- I love the below lines in the song when their son shows up with his date to his senior prom, his parents say:
"Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.”
Back to work.
Vince
P.S. What are the chances of you having a country music singer as a hero in a romance? It has been a long time since the last singing cowboy.
A singing cowboy? That's a good idea.
LOLOl....a hangnail on my heart! *gasping for breath amid the laughter* Seriously, these are too funny! Thanks for bring me some joy, girl!
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