Sunday, January 03, 2010

Here we go again-Song Titles

It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
It's Not The High Cost Of Living, It's The Cost Of Living High
I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
I've Got The Cob, If You've Got The Corn
Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
Make Me Late For Work Today
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head)
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, So I Guess It Wasn't You
My Red Neck, My White Socks, And My Blue Ribbon Beer
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Nashville Rash
Occasional Wife
Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't The Same
Overlonely And Underkissed
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Phantom Of The Opry
Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
Please Bypass This Heart.
Poultry Promenade
Queen Of My Doublewide Trailer
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
Refried Dreams
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
She's Actin' Single... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
She's Got The Rhythm (And I Got The Blues)
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
The Bridge Washed Out And I Can't Swim And My Baby's On The Other Side
The Last Word In 'Lonesome' Is 'Me'
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
The Pint Of No Return
There Ain't Enough Room In My Fruit Of The Looms To Hold All My Lovin' For You
There's A Tear In My Beer


Mocha with Linda said...

Those are a riot!

Edna said...

Pass The bisquits Please,
this is a funny song by Jimmy Dean the saugage man,

I love the old songs


Vince said...

Hi Mary:

Here are three real songs:

She Got the Gold, I got the shaft

It’s not love -- but it’s not bad

All my exes live in Texas