Wednesday, February 17, 2010
More funny Country Western Music Titles
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Like To Check You For Ticks
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Thru You
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
I'd Like You A Whole Lot Better If We Slept Together
I'd Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out By Now.
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen The Train
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
If You Can't Feel It, It Ain't There
If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
If You See Me Gettin' Smaller, It's Cause I'm Leavin' You
I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
I'm Gonna Put A Aar In The Back Of My Car And Drive Myself To Drink (From The Album "Fear Of Fryin'" By "Eggs Over Easy")
I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
I'm Under The Table Over You
It Ain't Love, But It Ain't Bad
It Ain't Easy Being Easy
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