Yeah, I know, it's January 24th, shut up
"Where is your baby, little mama," I asked. (I really did ask)
The camera lights up this little room but it's DARK.
You can see the wood on both sides of the calf, she's hiding in a little store room beside her mama.
I had to do some bending and climbing, there's a gate between me and them, but I managed it.
And then, just when I thought things were going well,
and I have visions of being artistic and tricking the cows into posing
the mama told me to take a hike and leave her alone.
So I did.