Saturday, April 16, 2011

You Might be a Redneck

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side...
If your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV...
If you think a quarter horse is the ride in front of K-Mart...
If your neighbors think you're a detective because you keep getting a ride home in a police car...
If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $25.00 worth of damage...
If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph...
If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take your teeth out to see..

7 comments:

Cheri Horgan said...

You made my day! Thanks! (Is it wrong to have a salad set with a store brand name on it? I couldn't afford the name brand set...) Love you dear friend! We are off to force our local bookstores to stock 'Sharpshooters In Petticoats' cuz we are tired of having to order from Amazon... and when you refer a friend they want it NOW not later!

Vince said...

Hi Mary:

OK! Very good. How about a ‘redneck romance’ fan?

You may be a redneck romance fan if:


You think a ‘runaway bride’ theme romance involves a father who didn’t own a shotgun.

You think a ‘black moment’ happens just before you pass out at the bar.

When you’re told a novel has a great hook, you ask to try it the next time you go fishing.

When you think a ‘marriage of convenience’ happens when you can’t find a suitable relative.

When you think ‘deep point of view’ is what you see from the bottom of your well.



Thanks! Your blog always makes me thing. : )

Vince

Vince said...

Hi Mary:

That should be 'think' instead of 'thing'. I just have this thing about think. It seems to always happen.

Sorry.

Vince

Cathy Richmond said...

With your salad bowl set... how 'bout a matching set of luggage that says "Fareway" on it?

Lys said...

Sad thing: I did have my working TV sitting on top of my non-working TV for a while.... I guess I'm a slight redneck... hahah

Mary Connealy said...

Here's what's annoying. The set of dishes my mom had for YEARS, that she got one plate/bowl/coffee cup at a time for buying whatever number of dollars worth of groceries???????

The set we all managed to mangle as the years went by?

It's all a valuable collectors item now. I own one small pitcher. Resale value $250.

If we'd've taken care of that 'red neck' cheap dishware, we'd be living in Hawaii on the beach right now.

So, I guess the moral of that story is???? What? Save those cool whip containers????

Karen said...

Bwuaahaaa. Love that. Say does it count if I used Cool Whip containers for leftovers? :P