Saturday, April 02, 2011

What are Animals Thinking?

Dog: "Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"


Vince said...

Hi Mary:

I just had to try this.

Monkey: “I’ve done what people do and it still doesn’t make any sense.”

Horse: “Have you ever noticed that the more stupid a human, the more likely he is to say that horses are stupid?”

Bull: “Now, when they start talking about Rocky Mountain oysters, get the hell out of there.”

Dog: “Doesn’t that baby-talking, silly-bitty, realize I’m older than she is?”

Parrot: “You’d think after all our work, at least some humans would learn to speak Parrot.”


Mary Connealy said...

LOL, you need to start your own top ten lists, Vince.