Dog: "Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"
Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
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Hi Mary:
I just had to try this.
Monkey: “I’ve done what people do and it still doesn’t make any sense.”
Horse: “Have you ever noticed that the more stupid a human, the more likely he is to say that horses are stupid?”
Bull: “Now, when they start talking about Rocky Mountain oysters, get the hell out of there.”
Dog: “Doesn’t that baby-talking, silly-bitty, realize I’m older than she is?”
Parrot: “You’d think after all our work, at least some humans would learn to speak Parrot.”
Vince
LOL, you need to start your own top ten lists, Vince.
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