Friday, February 20, 2009
"Mary needs" and see what the first ten hits are.
1) Mary Needs the lamb at school
A poem that addresses why violence in school has increased over the past few decades. (this was the first hit? A poem about school violence? Bummer)
2) Mary needs to determine the best day to work her magic. (So true, I need to use my power for good!)
3) Mary needs sleep by Brian Masney. Taken after a 20 hour survey trip in Hellhole(where?). (I’ve needed sleep for fifty years, but I’m still alive so I suppose NEED isn’t the right word)
4) Mary needs shadows with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. (This one is wrong-I don’t need no stinking shadows)
5) Mary needs numbers. (there’s a discussion board for this-I didn't go there)
6) Mary Needs some literary education (well, OUCH)
7) Mary Needs to win ---this is actually about basketball and U-Mary-It's crunch time for the U Mary women. With only two weeks and five games left the Marauders are in danger of missing the post season.
I do need to win, badly! But don't we ALL need to win, c'mon)
HEY! I had to hunt for this U-Mary is…the University of Mary in North Dakota. How cool is that? There is a college named University of Mary.
8) Mary's needs to focus on defense-this is actually St. Mary’s need to focus on defense. More sports. Which brings me to a thought, how hard is it for GUYS to feel macho is their team is called St. Mary? Not that St. Mary wasn't a tough woman. But still, not really a he-man team name. I'm used to things called St. Mary, not as fun as just plain University of Mary
9) Mary Needs Stuff-This was in a Trenton, New Jersey newspaper. It reads: This is Mary from Tender Hearts. I want to ask your Back Talk readers to let me know if they can donate any of the following: a wheelchair with feet, size large men’s PJs, a highchair for a baby…
(I’m figuring this for a homeless shelter or church or something. )
10) Mary Needs Saving-how scary is this? The line really reads -- Historic Queen Mary Needs Saving. (It's about a cruise ship. Phew, feel a little better now.)
And a bonus 11) Sexy Mary Needs attention on her feet. (This starts out sounding good, which is why I decided to do ELEVEN. Then takes a bad turn when it cites someone named smellyzz? So Mary needs attention on her feet is ‘cuz they STINK???)