1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.
7. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
8. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
9. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
11. You sing along to elevator music.
12. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can'tremember them either.
13. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to a manageable size.
11 comments:
Loved your over 50 perks. Sheesh, I can't believe how many of them I live by, LOL! I signed up for your newsletter, Mary! Can't wait to read it : )
Did you get the copy I forwarded to you? I don't know if I can send you from from the group without re-sending it to everyone.
I am such a techno-dork.
oh thats so funny. I got your newsletter today.
oh and im having pension issues now with the government waiting for a call to say its not cancelled.
I hope Buffalo Gal comes to australia I want it bad.
If the Heartsong Presents books don't get there you can buy them through the Barbour website or wait a year and buy it as part of a collection with my other two HPs The Clueless Cowboy and The Bossy Bridegroom.
Cute and funny post.
Over 50, indeed . . . I had to laugh at the list because some of them rang true. I think, though, that we over 50's are doing quite well.
Winona
http://winonacross.blogspot.com
I'm still looking forward to being over fifty- but I still enjoyed your post!
The first one reminded me of one of my favorites that I find quite comforting- "All other factors aside, fat people are harder to kidnap."
Very funny! Many on the list are a little too familiar! Yikes!
You're not over 50.
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