Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Top Ten Things Men Know About Women



Karen Lange said...

We really should help these poor guys out, develop a tutorial or something...

Melanie Dickerson said...


Angie said...

LOL! Too funny and so true ;)

Mary Connealy said...

It'd be different if I had the least bit of hope that they are TRYING to understand.

loisclarkanna said...

I heard on the radio today there is a book called What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex. It's 200 blank pages....

Vince said...

Hi Mary:

I see you did not get the full copy for the AP story on what men know about women.

Here’s the rest of the story.

Top Ten Things Men Know About Women

1. there is no feminine mystique – it’s just PR used to bluff men.
2. women may say ‘heroes’ are just sandwiches, but men know better.
3. it’s the National Organization FOR Women – not OF women. Women don’t even know this.
4. you don’t know a woman until you’ve seen her without make up.
5. women think men are idiots for believing Glamour shots.
6. a woman’s phone call lasts on average an additional 17 minutes after she first says. “I got to let you go”.
7. women give orders by asking questions.
8. women ask, “How do you like…” to get compliments not to get information.
9. women would get rid of men if they were not needed for procreation but men would still keep women around even if they didn’t procreate.
10. women don’t realize they have obedience problems instead of the communications problems they think they have.


Eva Maria Hamilton said...

That's hilarious!