Saturday, March 26, 2011
Red Neck Computer Geeks
Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
You wire your network with jumper cables.
Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you really miss her.
You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver
Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
Your yard is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive.
You moved your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis.
Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
You only buy from Gateway, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.