You might be a red neck computer geek if:
Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
You wire your network with jumper cables.
Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you really miss her.
You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver
Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
Your yard is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive.
You moved your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis.
Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
You only buy from Gateway, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.
3 comments:
Hi Mary:
Here are some more from Tulsa.
You might be a red neck computer geek if:
You go phishing while you’re fishing.
You eat spam while you’re deleting spam.
Your password is ‘hound dog’.
All your girlfriends on Facebook are relatives.
Your mouse pad is actually a road kill flattened mouse.
You use GPS to find your stills.
You have an I-phone apt for finding the best price on White Lightning
You have more windows on your computer than in your house.
Keep ‘em coming.
Vince
Thanks, Vince. Great list. LOL
Thanks Mary those were funny!
Your's too Vince!
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