Sunday, March 20, 2011
What Men Wished Women Knew
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
You have too many shoes.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
You have enough clothes.